Tobi and pijin English


Lawyerman and Tobi watching football on Sunday.

Tobi : ‘eh eh! Wetin dey do dat one?’
Lawyerman : ‘I no know o. See as he jos dey do smesme for field. like say e no chop wella.’
Tobi : silence.
Lawyernan : abi e be dundee ni?
Tobi : ‘Ok Dad. Let’s go back to normal English.’
Lawyerman : ‘No. Na you start the pijin, Why you wan com stop am na?’
Tobi : ‘Seriously Dad. Let’s go back to English. I don’t understand you.’

I’m in bed, too weak to laugh.

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