Thanks to the Nigerian Police, I can’t drive. Have you read about me driving a car? Always, it is that I am catching buses, trains, ferries, taxis, and then, I’m at the mercy of Lawyerman who usually obliges me but…

I don’t do faux designer bags. I simply buy what I can afford. One condition that I don’t joke with is that it has to be leather. As long as it is leather, I am good to go. I have…

I could have committed ince'st' sha. EURGH! I was talking to my egbon today (blood egbon o, not village egbon.  I don’t come from a village. I’m a proper Isale Eko girl) and he casually mentioned that our grandfather, Papa…

Bunmi Ajai The Fence Jumper This afternoon, pottering around in the kitchen, I heard a knock on the door. I froze. Like most Nigerians in Britain, I do NOT open the door if I am not expecting anyone and there…