Bunmi The Rubbish Mamiwota
I have been told that I have marine spirit aka mamiwota. Which is ironic because I can’t swim. What type of mamiwota is that that can’t swim? A rubbish mamiwota that is. I have tried to learn how to swim…
On ridiculous spirikoko
Ridiculous spirikoko I used to be spirikoko. And ridiculously so. SMH @ me of then. I would only date ‘brothers’ in the church. And in those days, there were plenty wolves in sheep’s clothing in the church. Brothers that would…
On packaging
I like to tea'se Lawyerman by saying he did 'packaging’ for me when I first met him. I thought he was a quiet sombodi. Hian! Lol. But the thing is this – when it comes to packaging, guys do it…
ON ILEKE IDI – WAISTBEADS
I love wearing ileke idi or jigidas as they are also called. But I have not worn them in a couple of years – weight gain tinz. Apparently, they are used for two things – checking one’s weight gain…
The Rubbish Booty caller
Some rubbish booty caller tried a fast one on my sister.A few years ago, my friend said her brother was looking to settle down and could I introduce a nice girl to him. One of my sisters, Fumzi was single…
Public service announcement to young Naija men about rape.
To some of you young Naija men wanting to come to the abroad, I am talking to the ones thinking that the abroad girls are cheap, this is a warning. In the abroad, rape is taken seriously unlike the case…
Evening Primrose Oil and Breast Cancer Prevention
Sometimes, things come to my mind to write about I write them down but don’t publish them and the effect of evening primrose oil is one of the things that I wrote about but did not publish. Cos, I was…
Ikokore is NOT a pre flight food.
I ate Ikokore the night before I left Lagos. I had not it had in in about 30 years so, when my sister friend, Labake Bode Matthew asked me what I would like her to cook for me, I asked…