Try To Slay

Try to slay

Plz, eyin slay queens, how do you use to do it, e daakun please? So, I went to Naija high. As I was getting dressed in the morning, I asked Lawyerman if my tummy was big, he said 'infact ehn'?…

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JAMBite Chronicles.

JAMBite Chronicles.

My sister, Yemisi introduced me to a lot of artists that I now love but which I hated then. Her musical taste was quite mature for the 13/14/15 year old that she was then. She it was that introduced me…

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A Tale Of Two Deaths

A tale of two deaths

A tale of two deaths. My mum and my sister, Seun both died young and of breast cancer. I was with both till the very end. Mummy's death. LUTH. 1992. Yemisi and I were by her bedside. One on each…

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JAMB Chronicles 4

JAMB Chronicles 4

#JAMBChronicles part 4 Iyabo, kamdown. Kamdown. Ko si sise, kosi aise. A ma lo wa bi o se ma wo Unijos na ni. Iyabo, calm down. The deed has been done. We will just have to go to Unijos and…

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JAMB Chronicles 3

JAMB Chronicles 3

#JambChronicles. Part 3 PIM PIM PIM! My dad 'horned' at the gate. The maigadi rushed to open the gate. BABA YIN TI DE O! K'E YA S'ORA YIN! You dad has arrived. You better mind yourselves my mum yelled in…

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JAMB Chronicles 2

JAMB Chronicles 2

#JAMBchronicles part 2 So, the next day, I went to JAMB office at Ikoyi with his PA. His PA was a handsome big bear of a man. Tall and huge. And bearded. And Igbo. I had a crush on him.…

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JAMB Chronicles.

JAMB Chronicles.

#JambChronicles. Bunmi! Gbe JAMB form e wa ka jo fili re. Bring your JAMB form so we can fill it together. Mo ti gbo sa! I have heard sir! I answered. I went to my room and quickly got the…

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On Gold Diggers.

On Gold Diggers.

I know of a man who came into money from his mother's estate when she died. His wife coerced him into spending the money on things that she wanted Then, she divorced him when the money finished. I came into…

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On Falsies

On falsies

I love the look of false lashes but I am just not comfortable having them. I have only had them twice or thrice. Ever. I had some done a few days ago. But I have stayed up most of the…

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