Tobi and pijin English
NIGERIANISATION OF TOBI. Lawyerman and Tobi watching football on Sunday. Tobi : 'eh eh! Wetin dey do dat one?' Lawyerman : 'I no know o. See as he jos dey do smesme for field. like say e no chop wella.'…
NIGERIANISATION OF TOBI. Lawyerman and Tobi watching football on Sunday. Tobi : 'eh eh! Wetin dey do dat one?' Lawyerman : 'I no know o. See as he jos dey do smesme for field. like say e no chop wella.'…
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