On Vanity and Me
One of my middle names might as well be vanity. I have ‘idodo’ - what is called a hernia. Every time I have had to take off my clothes for my doctors, even though it is never about my hernia, they…
COMPETITION TIME
Here's a little competition to have fun at our dating disasters. My last post was put up in a sleepy haze and when I wrote about doing a competition, it was a spur of the moment comment. But I have…
Go’d Forbid Inc’est
I could have committed ince'st' sha. EURGH! I was talking to my egbon today (blood egbon o, not village egbon. I don’t come from a village. I’m a proper Isale Eko girl) and he casually mentioned that our grandfather, Papa…
Lethargy! Lethargy!! Lethargy!!!
I am battling lethargy. I went out for the first time in about 10 days yesterday. Since the op, I have just been tired tired tired. Sleeping like say dem mix egg inside my stomach. So, yesterday, I told Lawyerman,…
Bunmi Ajai The Fence Jumper
Bunmi Ajai The Fence Jumper This afternoon, pottering around in the kitchen, I heard a knock on the door. I froze. Like most Nigerians in Britain, I do NOT open the door if I am not expecting anyone and there…